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A real stand-up runner!

AIR’s Dr. Amy Beckham may be the only optometrist/comedian working, and running, today

 By Ed Hardee

   You might say Dr. Amy Beckham has an eye for comedy – and running.

   She wouldn’t say that, because she wouldn’t tell such a lame joke. But Amy may be the only professional optometrist/comedian working in this country today. And she’s an Amelia Island Runner, recently taking first overall in AIR’s Reindeer Run 10K.
     “I tell people I started running in Memphis, Tenn., which is a pretty bad town,”  Amy says, mingling her life story with her comedy routine. “It’s pretty dirty and pretty scary. So if you’re ever looking to start running and you want to lose some weight quick, I say, go to a bad neighborhood. I slowed down when I moved here because there was nothin’  to run from!”

    Optometry and stand-up comedy may not seem to go together, but Amy’s passion for both goes back to her childhood. “I’m real nearsighted, so I always wanted to be an optometrist,” she says. “I decided on it when I was in first or second grade” while growing up in Augusta, Ga.

    “And I’ve always been kind of funny. When I was in fifth or sixth grade they took a vote in my class on what they thought people would be when they grew up. Mine was either president of the United States or a stand-up comedian. And I remember thinking, I don’t want to be president, then I could get shot! It sounds like a hard job!”

     So, optometry school in Memphis it was, after undergraduate work at the University of Georgia. She moved here in 2001 and has been practicing optometry for four years, the last two at the Super Wal-Mart in Yulee, where she leases office space. Not having to maintain a lab to make glasses – Wal-Mart can take care of that – and having a practice close to her Amelia Island home frees up just enough time for that second childhood passion.

    “I started doing comedy the week after I took this office. I said, well, it’s now or never….  I’m gonna talk to one of these comedy clubs and see if I can learn how to do it.” She   auditioned for the owner of the Comedy Zone in Mandarin and started doing Monday night open-mic shows.

    She did well.  Then: “It’s just like with anything, you get up and do well and you say, that was great. I must get better.”

   Unlike runners, comedians take more time as their skills improve – and Amy’s stand-up gigs quickly grew from 3 minutes to 10 or 15. A few months ago she started emceeing shows, and now she’s becoming a “featured” comic, with up to a half-hour of material she wrote. She works at clubs around the Jacksonville area and also does corporate and church events.

    Between all that, she found time to get married last March to Bryan Bunk, owner of BKB Construction. And she also finds time to run.

   “I started running when I was 25 or 26, my third year of optometry school in Memphis,” Amy says. “I did it initially for weight reasons. When I moved here I kind of slowed down but started running more, mainly because it was flat and a little bit safer.”

     Then she tried a race – the Gator Bowl 5K on New Year’s Eve 2004 in Jacksonville – and finished third in her age group. “My husband was like, honey, you’re fast! You did good! I’ve gotten faster in the last year mostly because I’ve done a couple of those runs.”

     Running “gets me going in the morning,” Amy says. “Running is my main exercise, 5 or 6 miles, four times a week. I’ve made myself go to the gym a lot more, just to give my knees a break. I exercise almost every day.”

    It helps her feel better and stay in shape. “If my jeans start getting tighter I start kicking it up, or I’ll start doing something different at the gym. When I get on stage, I’m more confident when I’m happy with the way I look.”

     And she’ll squeeze in a local race when she can. “I never sign up for a race till the last minute because I work on Saturdays, and a lot of times it depends on what my schedule is. Whenever I win something I have to get my trophy later. I go to my race, I have all my work clothes in my gym bag, and I’ll just run straight to my car and jump in. Then I’ll shower at the Wellness Center and come to work.”

     So, what does AIR’s favorite comedic optometrist see in her future?

     “I’m working at clubs, and I’ve got a husband, and I like my day job,” Amy says.  “For me to quit this job it would have to be something big, like Saturday Night Live, some kind of huge offer if my stuff fell into somebody’s hands. That probably will never happen, but you never know. I’m just going to keep doing what I’m doing and see what happens.

      “For now, I get up and do comedy somewhere several times a month. My new year’s resolution would be to start contacting some clubs within a five-hour radius of me and see if I can start traveling one weekend a month just to get different exposure. Talk to me in a year, who knows?”

     We will – and that’s no joke! 

 

  The life and laughs of Amy, in her own words…

 

   When Bryan and I got married we moved to the south end of the island. I’m the fastest runner on my little trail in the morning. On the north end I had some competition.

   I have the same people I pass every day. They walk, and they always say, SLOW DOWN! I say, ‘I’m not that fast, you’re walking! You need to go walk out in Yulee where there’re dogs wandering around without leashes on! That’ll get you moving faster!’

 

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